Post by kristjian on Nov 7, 2010 17:58:53 GMT -5
An Excerpt from the Journal of Kristjian Nabakov:
7 November
There were a number of reasons not to climb out of bed this morning.
1. Tremendous and awful hangover that had me reeling
2. There was no woman or man making me breakfast in an awkward fashion as a thank you for the wonderful sex the night before
3. I was out of cigarettes
No- the woman was still in my bed, naked as a jay bird, and she was the ugliest creature I had ever laid my eyes upon and making a sound like my motor through asteroid dust: Snraaaaank CRUUU snorrrrrkkkk... Tremendously attractive stuff. And though I am a man who enjoys the company of large women and don't mind a more natural look, what was there beside my pillow could very well have been a yeti... or some sort of rolly, smelly bear-hybrid...
In fact, I'm not entirely sure it wasn't. And that's what I deserve for going into such suspicious ports.
Needless to say, I woke it up, gave it an oxygen mask, and shoved it out of the airlock as quickly as I could.
Settling down into my chair, I began to fly low over the atmosphere of the planet Delmonte, enjoying the view of the candy-striped trees that grew along the rivers through Djordjie's (my beloved ship) magnoscope, when at once, I heard the handsome sound of an approaching craft on my radar screen. A big one- a beauty of a thing... and the name in the registry that appeared was:
The Axis
I practically danced with joy as I shifted into gear and slid into stealth mode, lifting up and slipping into place behind them...
And tonight, when I am close enough, I shall inevitably slide aboard... and steal every pack of cigarettes available. I swear to God, I am about to attempt smoking this pen in my hand...
Write more tomorrow.
~Roma
7 November
There were a number of reasons not to climb out of bed this morning.
1. Tremendous and awful hangover that had me reeling
2. There was no woman or man making me breakfast in an awkward fashion as a thank you for the wonderful sex the night before
3. I was out of cigarettes
No- the woman was still in my bed, naked as a jay bird, and she was the ugliest creature I had ever laid my eyes upon and making a sound like my motor through asteroid dust: Snraaaaank CRUUU snorrrrrkkkk... Tremendously attractive stuff. And though I am a man who enjoys the company of large women and don't mind a more natural look, what was there beside my pillow could very well have been a yeti... or some sort of rolly, smelly bear-hybrid...
In fact, I'm not entirely sure it wasn't. And that's what I deserve for going into such suspicious ports.
Needless to say, I woke it up, gave it an oxygen mask, and shoved it out of the airlock as quickly as I could.
Settling down into my chair, I began to fly low over the atmosphere of the planet Delmonte, enjoying the view of the candy-striped trees that grew along the rivers through Djordjie's (my beloved ship) magnoscope, when at once, I heard the handsome sound of an approaching craft on my radar screen. A big one- a beauty of a thing... and the name in the registry that appeared was:
The Axis
I practically danced with joy as I shifted into gear and slid into stealth mode, lifting up and slipping into place behind them...
And tonight, when I am close enough, I shall inevitably slide aboard... and steal every pack of cigarettes available. I swear to God, I am about to attempt smoking this pen in my hand...
Write more tomorrow.
~Roma